"I know violence isn't the answer,I got it wrong on purpose."
"Men are like floor tiles,you lay them right the first time an you can walk all over them for years."
"Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night."
"Tresspassers will be prositituted."
"Reality is an illusion created by a shortage of alchohol."
"Missing:Lost girlfreind,answers to cheating bitch."
"I'm lost,I've gone to find myself,if I should return before I get back,please tell me to wait."
"I'm not a vegetarian becasue I love animals,I'm one because I hate plants."